CHAPTER XLIV

E_xtract from letter written by Miss Olive Stirling to Mr. Cecil

Bruce:_

“It’s really disgusting that Doss’ crazy adventures should have turned

out like this. It makes one feel that there is no use in behaving

properly.

“I’m _sure_ her mind was unbalanced when she left home. What she said

about a dust-pile showed that. Of course I don’t think there was ever a

thing the matter with her heart. Or perhaps Snaith or Redfern or

whatever his name really is fed Purple Pills to her, back in that

Mistawis hut and cured her. It would make quite a testimonial for the

family ads, wouldn’t it?

“He’s such an insignificant-looking creature. I mentioned this to Doss

but all she said was, ‘I don’t like collar ad men.’

“Well, he’s certainly no collar ad man. Though I must say there is

something rather distinguished about him, now that he has cut his hair

and put on decent clothes. I really think, Cecil, you should exercise

more. It doesn’t do to get too fleshy.

“He also claims, I believe, to be John Foster. We can believe _that_ or

not, as we like, I suppose.

“Old Doc Redfern has given them two millions for a wedding-present.

Evidently the Purple Pills bring in the bacon. They’re going to spend

the fall in Italy and the winter in Egypt and motor through Normandy in

apple-blossom time. _Not_ in that dreadful old Lizzie, though. Redfern

has got a wonderful new car.

“Well, I think I’ll run away, too, and disgrace myself. It seems to

pay.

“Uncle Ben is a scream. Likewise Uncle James. The fuss they all make

over Doss now is absolutely sickening. To hear Aunt Amelia talking of

‘my son-in-law, Bernard Redfern’ and ‘my daughter, Mrs. Bernard

Redfern.’ Mother and Father are as bad as the rest. And they can’t see

that Valancy is just laughing at them all in her sleeve.”