Conditional Love (in) If that's what I'm looking for If you were more mature If the mouth was bigger If the breath were better If the hair was dark Or the eye of another color If it wasn't for that, I swear I would give you my love. If the trip were far away, If I didn't want to become a monk If my relationship were open If what I felt was right If courage doesn't escape me If the trip were close Oh, honey, if it wasn't for today I'd be yours, I'm sure. If I missed you If I had the will If what I feel for you It was impossible not to feel If we were the same age If my job allows If I really loved you You'd be here by now. If there was more feeling If it was another time If it wasn't just passion If it wasn't for the heart Or the size of the document If it was in another incarnation Without the excuses I make up You'd be an option. If it wasn't so many ifs. Husband, wife, babies If I was bi-homo-cis If it was in another country If that was our turn If that's what I've always wanted Maybe – and just maybe We'd be a happy couple.